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Star Wars 9: Return of the Jedi 2 Palpy is back baby. How? Is it a clone? A Sith Force ghost being brought back to life? Doesn't ma...

(This particular post is not satire) July 14, 2015 So Jeb Bush made a Romney-esque comment that people need to work "longer hours....

Me pretending to be a writer for Last Week Tonight with John Oliver. And finally tonight: College. We've previously covered the...

May 27, 2015 .... or is it? BWAH  Let me start by saying that I enjoyed Intersetllar quite a bit. I'd give it  4 thumbs on my 5 thu...

In Arrested Development, Charlize Theron plays an English woman who seems quirky, down-to-earth, good with kids, with a strange sense of h...

Me impersonating Bill Maher: I don't hate the Republican party, but I do think they are a party of baby-murdering demon-cyborgs. ...