OchoNueve Traded to Los Patriotas

July 28, 2011
Cincinatti, OH

End zone dancer OchoNueve was dealt to the Nuevo Englando Patriotas in exchange for a quinto round pick in this year's draft and sexto round pick in the DosCeroUnoDos draft. He joins a receiving corps already packed full with muchos chiles. 

Brady's targets for this season will include: OchoNueve, Deion Branch, Brandon Tate, Wes Welker, Julian Edelman, Aaron Hernandez, Alge Crumpler, Danny Woodhead, Rob Gronkowski, Kevin Faulk, Ben-Jarvis Green Ellis, y muchos más. While Brady will have plenty of targets, the Patriots still haven't found a replacement for their consistent touchdown catching machine, Mike Vrabel. 

OchoNueve famously wore number 85 as a Bengal. Unfortunately for him and his legally changed last name, that number is not available as TE Aaron Hernandez wears 85. 89 however, is available. Johnson, or OchoNueve rather, hopes to finally win a title after 10 seasons as a Bungle. "I think I deserve it," Johnson said, "it's time for me to get el anillo de un."

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